Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Hair down there

So, one of my fav bloggers Crazy Texas Mommy had a post about her boy and a commenter brought up "hair" and I couldn't help but blog about my son. He will prolly kill me if he ever finds and starts to read this blog, but WTF, funny trumps wrong every time...right??? RIGHT Y'ALL, RIGHT???

Anyway, a few years back he and I were driving somewhere and we're talking and growing up comes up in casual conversation. So me, being mother of the universe that I am so NOT, decides this is a good time for me to get into some "growing up" talk. I tell him about showering more and growing hair under his arms and on his face and in his private place. He looks at me like I'm just all out stupid, I swear y'all, I heard his brain say "my mother is SOOOO stupid" and then his lips start to move and somewhere in there, I heard him say "DUH, I have hair there."

OMG y'all, I damn near crashed my car, I nearly drove into oncoming traffic...it was AWFUL and I guess I have to admit a little bit funny!

Of course, as soon as I got to a computer, I immediately went to my online mom's group and posted about it...HAHAHAHA!!! They laughed at me and still to this day talk about me and my driving into oncoming traffic cuz my kid had freaking pubic hair...LMAO!!!

18 comments:

  1. I would've wrecked. Seriously. Driven into oncoming traffic and then hair anywhere would've been the least of anyone's worries cause we'd been dead.

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  2. A friend of mine's daughter calls it "fur"...bwahahaha!

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  3. That train had already left the station huh?? Too funny!

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  4. Ha!
    My hubs informed me that while I was gone this week our daughter shared that she was getting hair. He, too, almost wrecked the car!!
    Glad there are other people out there going through this too . . .:)

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  5. Happy SITS Day!!! This post made me laugh. I'm waiting for that to happen in my household:-) My oldest is 13 and no signs yet!!

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  6. It can sure be shocking when they throw those growing up moments at you. Glad you survived.

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  7. That is HILARIOUS! I remember one of my daughter's friends came to school saying he was getting under arm hair (he was 7). The kids checked and it was a piece of lint:)

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  8. Ha, a memory you won't soon forget (even if you wanted to!)

    Happy SITS Day!

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  9. OMG i love that you blogged about this! Very crazy! :)

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  10. This is hilarious! OMG I'm gonna be remembering this and laughing for a while!

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  11. Thanks for the laugh, I needed one! Happy SITS Day, enjoy the comment love today.

    Hanneke

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  12. stoppin in to say hey from SITS! LOL

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  13. Oh my gosh! OH MY GOSH! oh my gosh! I can't believe my kid is getting to that age too. It is hard to deal with for sure. Love your blog and your fun and creative title!

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  14. Here from SITS! This is too funny. I don't want to think about hair down there on anyone - much less my son. Oncoming traffic sounds safer. :)

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  15. Heh, hilarious! I am SO not looking forward to all those fun talks with my kid.

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  16. LOL too funny!! Happy SITS day!!

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  17. Congrats on your SITS day :)

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