So, one of my fav bloggers Crazy Texas Mommy had a post about her boy and a commenter brought up "hair" and I couldn't help but blog about my son. He will prolly kill me if he ever finds and starts to read this blog, but WTF, funny trumps wrong every time...right??? RIGHT Y'ALL, RIGHT???
Anyway, a few years back he and I were driving somewhere and we're talking and growing up comes up in casual conversation. So me, being mother of the universe that I am so NOT, decides this is a good time for me to get into some "growing up" talk. I tell him about showering more and growing hair under his arms and on his face and in his private place. He looks at me like I'm just all out stupid, I swear y'all, I heard his brain say "my mother is SOOOO stupid" and then his lips start to move and somewhere in there, I heard him say "DUH, I have hair there."
OMG y'all, I damn near crashed my car, I nearly drove into oncoming traffic...it was AWFUL and I guess I have to admit a little bit funny!
Of course, as soon as I got to a computer, I immediately went to my online mom's group and posted about it...HAHAHAHA!!! They laughed at me and still to this day talk about me and my driving into oncoming traffic cuz my kid had freaking pubic hair...LMAO!!!