Dear Gray Hair,
I've been dealing with you for 10 years now. I was WAAAAAY too young to have gray hair when you inhabited my otherwise blonde head. I began to pay a woman to cover it up and I've spent a ton of money over the last decade to make you disappear. At this point, I'm ready to give up. You are stubborn and you are breaking my will. See, when I pay the lady to give me back MY color, and at this point who knows what MY color really is, but when I pay her and she works her magic, I fully expect to have no grays for at least several weeks. But, you apparently have a different idea now and you must be stronger than me because the few times I've actually had my hair done this year, within a WEEK, a measley 7 days, you are back. Yes, you come back to my temples within a week and make me wonder WHY I bother to spend the time and money to even wash you outta my hair. Please, just stop it, I'm not old dammit, just go away and leave me the hell alone.
Aunt Crazy with too many gray hairs