Dear sick people that come to work,
STAY HOME DAMMIT...the rest of us are WELL and we do not wish to be sick. If you have to have a bottle of Dayquil and a container of Clorox wipes in your cubicle, STAY HOME!
Thanks...Crazy coworker that is WELL
Dear system that refuses to operate properly,
While I understand how hard you work each day, we need you to work EVERY day! We need you to NOT become disfunctional on the two days that the fixerupperguruguy is out of town on business!
Thanks...Crazy user that has spent two days NOT being able to work
Dear traffic that pisses me off each day,
Seriously, if the person in front is going, why is there a backup? Why is it that I sit in traffic, only to get to the "front" and find NO reason whatsoever for this traffic jam? I understand that sometimes there are too many cars and not enough pavement, but seriously, if the cars in front just keep driving, and the ones behind them just keep driving, and on and on and on, there would be no traffic jam.
Thanks...Crazy driver that wishes she carried a gun but is kinda glad she doesn't
Why do you contine to come back? I wash you, dry you, put you away, yet every few days you fill the laundry sorter right back up. Where is that laundry fairy I ordered??? Oh really, that bitch, she's on a beach somewhere enjoying an adult beverage! Seriously, that is just wrong. Sometimes, I actually have nightmares about laundry and sometimes, I have dreams that the laundry fairy showed up and helped me out.
Thanks...Crazy mom/wife/worker/student that HATES laundry
Dear Uncle Bubba,
Thanks...thanks for working so hard and being a good dad. We love you for it! I hope you enjoy your sleep today, since you worked all day and overnight. I hope the dog doesn't keep you awake all day, although, he's lazy, so I'm sure he'll be all up in my chair on my quilt sleeping too!
Love...Crazy wife that prolly doesn't show her appreciation near enough