Monday, December 21, 2009

Two material

This is for YOU mom...hahahahaha!!!

Recently, I'm not sure how exactly, but the subject of vibrators came up when I was talking to my mom. I told her about one I'd heard of called the Jack Rabbit. I told her my Canadian friend wanted one so badly, she came all the way down here to Texas to buy one and take it back home. I told her that my Canadian friend loves it so much that she refuses to tell her boyfriend about it...LOL

So moving forward to this past weekend, my aunt had a Christmas dinner with her coworkers and my uncle was occupied, so my mom was my aunt's "date". They got to the restaurant early and decided to browse through the store that is filled with adult fun cuz it was close by. Why I needed to know this, I will never ever know, but I digress. So, they tell me that my aunt buys some videos for my uncle and my mom bys herself a purple Bob, which I immediately dubbed "the purple people eater" HAHAHAHA! Cuz I'm fucking funny y'all...admit it, y'all know I'm funny...LOL

So, after the dinner party, the WHOLE group goes back to the adult fun store for some more browsing. Yes, my mom and my aunt went to the adult fun store with ALL of my aunt's coworkers y'all! Talk about water cooler chat come Monday morning, right???

Honestly, I don't know what's worse, the fact that they TOLD me all of this or the fact that I cracked up with laughter instead of dying from embarassment.


  1. I'm so glad you're back -- have really missed hearing about all the craziness (read: AWESOMENESS) that is your life. And I too cannot decide what was! Thank you for giving me the giggles this Monday morning. Merry Christmas to you & yours!

  2. AWWWW Queen...thanks! You made me smile. I have lots of blog ideas, but unfortunately time has been an issue lately. I promise I'll try to get busy blogging again! Thank you so much!!!

  3. LOL that is too funny. My parents would never tell me if they went to a store like that.

  4. I never, ever, EVER want to hear any of those words from my mothers mouth. Ever.

  5. LOL!! Sounds like something my mom would do with her crazy friends...who all happen to be former a church no less!! LOL

  6. I found my moms BOB when I was a kid, I thought it was funny then. It wasn't until later on when I realized how disturbing that day really was :| Seriously. At least you have a sense of humour about it.

    And seriously, how does Canada have the nerve to sell those frisky lil rabbits for double the price that Texas does? Not fair I tell ya, we deserve cheap fun too! :) Can't wait to come back, I'll have a list next time ....