This is for YOU mom...hahahahaha!!!
Recently, I'm not sure how exactly, but the subject of vibrators came up when I was talking to my mom. I told her about one I'd heard of called the Jack Rabbit. I told her my Canadian friend wanted one so badly, she came all the way down here to Texas to buy one and take it back home. I told her that my Canadian friend loves it so much that she refuses to tell her boyfriend about it...LOL
So moving forward to this past weekend, my aunt had a Christmas dinner with her coworkers and my uncle was occupied, so my mom was my aunt's "date". They got to the restaurant early and decided to browse through the store that is filled with adult fun cuz it was close by. Why I needed to know this, I will never ever know, but I digress. So, they tell me that my aunt buys some videos for my uncle and my mom bys herself a purple Bob, which I immediately dubbed "the purple people eater" HAHAHAHA! Cuz I'm fucking funny y'all...admit it, y'all know I'm funny...LOL
So, after the dinner party, the WHOLE group goes back to the adult fun store for some more browsing. Yes, my mom and my aunt went to the adult fun store with ALL of my aunt's coworkers y'all! Talk about water cooler chat come Monday morning, right???
Honestly, I don't know what's worse, the fact that they TOLD me all of this or the fact that I cracked up with laughter instead of dying from embarassment.