Dear Mother Nature,
In case you have forgotten, this is southeast Texas that I live in, where it's never really that cold and it only very rarely snows or freezes. Somehow, you've confused Texas with Calgary or something cuz lately it has snowed and now we're in for several days of constant below freezing temperatures. We are not prepared for this type of weather. More importantly, my toes do NOT appreciate having to be cooped up in closed toed shoes for days and weeks on end. I gave up wearing flip flops to work when I accepted this new job of mine, most likely that wasn't the smartest thing I ever did, but my bill collectors are sure happy I did it. I did not, however, intend to have to wear closed toed shoes every day, I just didn't. I have some really cute open toed shoes and sandals that are acceptable for this stuffy corporate atmosphere I know work in, but YOU my dear Mother Nature, are KILLING ME with coldness and I think you are seriously trying to make my toes hate me with a passion. Please, take your freezing cold ass weather to Canada where it belongs. People that live there are well aware of the weather conditions and they are prepared for it, us Texans, we aren't , we may very well be prepared to shoot our own dinner and be prepared with enough guns and ammo to survive in our very own compounds should the need ever arise, but the cold, it will kill us Texans every single time.
The crazy bitch down here in Texas with the frozen toes