To the incredibly cold temperatures hitting Texas and making everyone cold and crazy, including my normally warm self that can't seem to get warm now...thank you very much.
To my coworker who requested the heat be turned down, after I had to ask twice to get it turned up...thank you very much.
To the nail lady that fucked up my toe nail that has now had me in pain for FIVE days...thank you very much.
To the dude that installed my fancy new car stereo, but forgot to leave me the instruction booklet, so that I am unable to put the correct time or figure out any other damn thing on it...thank you very much.
To the people that keep Uncle Bubba working eleventy billion hours a week...you suck...thank you very mcuh!!!