To the coyotes that have been roaming around our place, making our (silly 60lb lap dog that couldn't hurt a fly but thinks he's a ginormous bad ass) bark and run around the house at all hours of the night, thank you very much!
To the pain in my shoulder that has been hurting me all week, thank you very much.
To boykid that thinks he doesn't have to do what he's told by the adults at his school leading to emails and phone calls, thank you very much.
To girlkid that talks to me in a loud nasty voice, y'all know what I'm talking about that TEENAGER voice, thank you very much.
To the grocery store that didn't put my tortillas in my cart (that I paid for) leading me to have to stop another time this week at a store, thank you very much.
To my computer at work that goes so slow I have time to take a nap several times a day, thank you very much.
To the makers of socks that put seams at the toes so they hurt my little piggy's inside my shoes, thank you very much.