So, Aunt Crazy, Girlkid, and Pickle Grandma decided that it would be fun to take three toddlers to the Houston Zoo during Spring Break. Of course, we are arrogant because we have had toddlers before, we're experienced right and we think that a one to one ratio is all we need to survive a day at the zoo during Spring Break...HA I say to you...HA! A two to one or hell maybe even a three to one ratio is needed cuz well, toddlers, they are FAST on their short little legs. So, that Pickle, he'll be 3 in April and he is quite the character, I'd like to say he gets it from his Aunt Crazy, but it would have to be through osmosis since we aren't blood related or anything so I guess I'll confess that he gets it from his daddy, otherwise known as Pickle Daddy. We were smart y'all and we took the wagon to pull these three toddlers around in but of course, Pickle and LB don't want to ride, they want Pickle Grandma to carry them or "hold you" as they tell her...LOL So she does of course, cuz that's what grandma's do right? So, Pickle is about 1/2 the size of Pickle Grandma but she alternates carrying Pickle and LB all the way from the parking garage to the zoo which is about a mile hike. The other little guy, Deuce, he rode in the wagon...LOL We get nearly there and Pickle cops a squat on the sidewalk and says "Can we just sit for a minute? I need to rest Aunt Crazy, I need to rest for a minute!" I cracked the hell up cuz well, why on earth he needed a rest I'll never know cuz he'd been carried most of the way HAHAHAHAHA!!! Then, on the way home, Deuce takes a little nap cuz he's tired being the youngest of the three and all must be really hard work. Pickle became very upset about this and said to Pickle Grandma, "namaw, Deuce is asleep and the sun is out, he needs to wake up cuz we don't go night night when the sun is out, only when it's dark outside namaw and it's not dark so please wake him up!"
He makes me laugh all the time, all the damn time y'all!!!