Friday, March 12, 2010

Will you miss me when I'm gone???

The kids are on Spring Break next week and Aunt Crazy decided to take the week off and spend some time with them. If you see me on the news next week after spending so much time with my heathens, please, someone smuggle me cigarettes into the jail where they decide to keep me. If for some reason, they deem me crazy enough to be hospitalized instead of locked up, please bring me Smirnoff Ice when you bring me cigarettes. If Uncle Bubba claims that I just disappeared, please, someone PLEASE rescue me from the state hospital in Rusk, TX because EVERY time we visit his dad's place in that area, Uncle Bubba threatens to leave me in the state hospital, you know that one where they kept Andrea Yates??? Yes, that one, he thinks I'm crazy enough to live there y'all...seriously? I mean, I answer to Aunt Crazy and I call myself Aunt Crazy, but it's just a JOKE, I AM NOT REALLY CRAZY!!!

I'll miss you, will you miss me???

11 comments:

  1. Mine are going to be off for the next 3 weeks! I may be joining you by choice! ;)

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  2. Me thinks thou doth protest too much. I'm hoping that I survive the week. The kids keep talking about summer and I'm beginning to panic.

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  3. Of course we'll miss you! And remember, very few women look good in orange so try your very best to not add a jumpsuit in that shade to your wardrobe. Have a PEACEFUL vacation!

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  4. YOu had me at Smirnoff Ice. Regular or flavored?? I'm a regular girl!! ;-)

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  5. I thought I was the only one who referred to her children as "heathens" (or "heathi" if you have a latin background).

    Good luck. I couldn't do it.

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  6. Enjoy Spring Break! Unfortunately I think it is going to be cold and rainy unlike the beautiful weather we've been having this week.

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  7. We miss you! Enjoy your little break - just come back :)

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  8. We will definitely be missing you. And I will smuggle you some ciggarettes for sure. I know you are going to need it.

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  9. Award at my place for you on Monday! I know you'll be on Spring Break, so come 'n get it after you return.

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  10. I'm the new girl, here. But, already wishin' you were back so I can get some giggles. I live in Texas, too! :) Enjoy Spring Break....while it lasts.

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  11. Yes, when we get to Texas, all your crazy bitches will come get you ...

    And you also have a blog award from me since you gave me TWO! Heart u. Can't wait to tie my rubber dingy up to your rubber dingy in Texas.

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