Friday, April 16, 2010

Letters of Intent

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Well, after you read my drivel, of course!!!



Foursons


Dear self,
Let go of the mean, bitchy shit...it's getting old FAST! Bring the CRAZY back soon...PLEASE!!!

Dear followers,
I heart you, can you comment more???

Dear commentors,
Thank you for commenting...I heart you!!!

Dear coworkers,
Grow some balls will ya???

Dear coworker that just got that bad ass promotion,
The seeds have been planted and I know you know this and I know it's a tough job for you even though you wanted it and I know I'm a needy bitch and I know you haven't even gotten settled into your new office yet, but PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE do everything in your power to grow those seeds that have been planted, cuz I need you and you need me and we all need this to work out the way I want because if I want it then it's right cuz I am always right *just sayin* oh and if you DO become my boss, please remember that I must have a long lunch with my work wife every day, I must wear capris and flip flops every day, sometimes I need to come in late and leave early, and sometimes, I need to just not come to work at all BUT please also remember that no matter what I am the best at what you need and that is why you need to grow those seeds because no matter what I will be the best employee ever and I will do a damn fucking good job and you know this I know you know this so hurry up PLEASE and also remember it has NOTHING to do with the fact that I just wanna get back to my work home and my work wife and my work husband and it has everything to do with my ability to be the best for the job you need to create specifically for me to do.

GO PEOPLE, go click the button and read more letters.

p.s. I know that last thing there isn't a sentence or a paragraph or anything correct but it's my damn blog and my fucking letter and I can write it how I want *just sayin*

p.s. AGAIN I think like that and I talk like that, don't you wish you could talk to me in person?

p.s. AGAIN AGAIN On top of talking and thinking like that I have a very loud voice and I am very animated and I talk with my hands A LOT...don't you wish you could be ME or at least be around me???

WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE???? I said go click the damn button and read more letters...

23 comments:

  1. Dear Aunt Crazy, I have extra meds. Would you like me to share? LOL

    The Redheaded Stepchild

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  2. Dear Redheaded Stepchild,
    YES, please, quick, hurry...

    Aunt Crazy

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  3. I ain't reading shit. I'm too busy commenting here.

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  4. How dare you reply to Dee in two minutes and leave me hanging. What did I ever do to you?

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  5. I'm thinking if you and I were together we could clear a room!!!!!!!!! all the twang and animation going on!! haha!

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  6. HA. I'd love it. I am such a loud talker... we'd be trying to talk over each other. LOL

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  7. I'm not that loud but if someone made me sit on my hands I'd probably have a stroke...lol!

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  8. I talk with my hands too and the more excited I get the louder I get...Drives my hubby batshit crazy! LOVE IT!!

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  9. So...who knew Ian himself was a whiny little bitch???

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  10. And y'all the more excited I get, the louder I get and people shhhhhh me all the fucking time and I HATE HATE HATE that crap, so if y'all ever meet me in person, please don't shush me...EVAH

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  11. I'd never shhhhhh ya, girl!

    LOL! I am LOVING the letter to your coworker who got the promotion. BAHAHAHA! I used to get away with murder when I worked... I'd come in 15 - 20 min. late everyday, I took an hour and a half for lunch, but guess what? My boss never said a word to me 'cause I always got my job done and I had something most of the other people in the office didn't have... A BRAIN (I'm sure the short skirts I wore didn't hurt either).

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  12. Could you tone it down some...your being to loud!

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  13. haha...that was good! I kind of went full blown bitchy on my letter to my rude neighbor.

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  14. oh and by the way ---- make sure your 'boss' knows you must be available to me at all times via instant messenger incase I need to talk trash / vent / whine or just complain about wtf ever. k? just saying ;)

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  16. Sunshyne...I know you didn't tell me to shush...wait til 90 more days, I'll drown your skinny ass in the river...cuz I'm fat and you ain't and I can drown you even though I can't fucking swim so there...AND in case you are able to swim away from me, I know how to hurt you while you are drunk...so there...HA

    p.s. I am ALWAYS available to you and you know it!

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  17. I have been not so nice lately either. I just need an attitude adjustment. Commenting...so you will be happy:)

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  18. wow! what a whiney ass baby, Crazy! ;-) I won't shush you, but I've heard several of your LOUD TALKING conversations... you overrule me every dang time I open my mouth! hahahha

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  19. Hahaha- I'm loving the letter to your new potential boss. Let's hope she reads it 'cause seriously you NEED to do things your way. And a long lunch and short work days are the ONLY way.

    Thanks for linking up!

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  21. Sounds like my old Crazy is back....LOL

    O happy day....

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  22. Still laughing over the fact that you warned little old *deaf* me, that you talked loudly :) And the fact that you wave your arms around could be considered "sign language" right???

    Hope work stuff goes great (cuz it really, REALLY sucks when it doesn't).

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  23. I want to talk with you in person!! You sound FUN! And, like meeeee!!! I hope those seeds are a growin', and you get your way, er, I mean, job!!

    Happy Week!!!

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