Monday, April 19, 2010

Monday Minute 04/19/10

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Monday Minute

Ever take a shit in the woods? - Uhmmm eewwww gross...NOT NO BUT HELL NO!

If you won $1,000, what's the first thing you would do with it besides give me a cut? - NOT giving Ian a cut, he's a damn stalker, if I gave him a part of the money that would be like saying PLEASE.STALK.ME.MORE! LOL I would save it until the river trip and spend it in the Coach store...duh!!!

What's your favorite phrase? - I can't pick just one and since I'm a major rule breaker, I'll share all of my favs. Just sayin', are you fuckin kiddin me?, shutupori'llkillyou, and thanks to Cass...awesomesauce!
Fill in the blank - the world would be a better place if ______ left the planet. - Oh the fun I could have and the shit storms of hate I could start with this one...LMFAO but I'll play nice and just say SPIDERS.
How do you take your coffee or tea? - Don't do coffee and I'm from Texas y' DUH...ICED SWEET TEA!!! It is the only tea afterall!!! With real sugar, not that fake shit.


  1. Okay that's it I am offically jealous of your river trip! A coach store to boot...Could life get any better?! *sigh* Probably a good thing I don't live closer. ;-)

  2. Iced Sweet tea..yum. it!

  3. Found you via Michelle Pixie and Ian the Stalker and so glad I did because you are hilarious!

  4. oooh good one, that's where I'm going to spend my $1000 too. Actually ... nope, I'm going to spend it ALL at the passion party ... the look on security's faces would be priceless then at the airport.

  5. Ooh, the Coach store. Yes, I could spend some mad cash in that store too!!

  6. Ooooo! River Trip! How fun! Does it include floating coolers, stocked with beer?? That's how we do it here in Florida, y'all!! lol

    And, I'm a Florida Cracker...and I can't stand sweet tea. That's wrong, right?

    And I'm totally stealing awesomesauce from you via Cass!!

  7. LMAO @ shutupori'llkillyou....PRICELESS!! Almost as good as Ian's 'Holy batfuck monkey balls of death!' Awesomeness. =) Also wanted to say I LOVELOVELOVELOVELOVE your quote on your page from Ghandi about Christ and Christians!! Mind if I pirate that? ;) You're fabulous, as always....thanks for the hilarity! =)