Monday, November 8, 2010

Monday, Monday, Monday

So, it turns out, I am older than I like to admit AND retail therapy does help with bad moods, sadness, and emotionally instability.

I played volleyball with the family Saturday. Two things happened, one, I injured my foot, yep the one I broke twice earlier this year, and two, I could barely freakin move on Sunday cuz my entire body hurt. I'm guessing this should not surprise me, especially when I said several times on Saturday, dang, this volleyball stuff is exhausting and I can't breathe good, will someone light me a smoke??? LMFAO Plus, having to get help walking to my car, having to beg Uncle Bubba to help me to the bedroom to help me change into my pj's, should have clued me in that I'm old and out of shape and that Sunday was going to be painful...however, it did not, and I was surprised that every time I had to pee, my ass hurt from the hard toilet seat. I will be buying a softer toilet seat ASAP...just sayin!

I got these really cute, smoking hot, hooker boots Saturday morning. That alone made me smile and since I got them for a GREAT price, I was smiling really big! YAY ME!!!

I was able to walk on my foot yesterday but not very much and not very well. It is wrapped right now and I'm wearing shoes, but it's hurting really bad and I'm thinking about seeing a doctor. I'm afraid to though because the last time I saw him, he told me I had another broken bone in my foot and I cried like a little bitch, so I'm terrified that if he tells me I am hurt and need that stupid NOT sexy boot, I may have to be institutionalized or at the very least, heavily medicated. I don't think either of those things would be good for me but Uncle Bubba might be overjoyed to finally get to leave me at the state hospital with my friend, Andrea Yates, cuz y'all know he threatens to leave me there every time we go to his dad's place in Rusk. Yep, that Uncle Bubba, he's got jokes!

p.s. I had to get a new monitor at work and it's wide screen, which is really weird looking to me since I've had a normal screen for so long. I'm not sure I like it or if I'll ever be able to get used to looking at my screen like this...it's just weird!

6 comments:

  1. Hope your foot feels better soon!

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  2. Wow... crappy assed volleyball game huh? I hope you do finally go to the Dr's if only to find out he has some very good painkillers! Take it easy on you this week!

    M

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  3. hope your foot is better...I so need me some great hooker boots!

    And its true wide screen monitors are so weird after you have been looking at a square for so long!

    Happy Monday!

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  4. I hear hooker boots are really supportive on the ankles. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

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  5. No way you injured your foot again! Girl, you need bubble wrap! And I can say that because I have been told that one to many times. I hope it heals on its own and nothing is broken so you can sport those new boots soon.

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  6. I think I need a picture of these boots (the smokin hot Aunt Crazy ones, not the unsexy broken foot ones).

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