I've been enrolled at University of Phoenix forever but completion looms on the horizon, or at least in my distant future, not in the red zone or anything, but maybe close to that, except I don't really know what the red zone is but I heard it on a movie and I knew it was about football cuz they said yardline and even I know that a yardline is in football, duh. I've asked Uncle Bubba to give me a Football 101 lesson, but he said it would have to be called Football for Dummies, cuz any idiot can watch the game and figure it out, but all I see are cute asses in tight uniforms running around on some fake grass. One time at a Texans game, I was sitting in the front row with my cousin cuz he knows all about the football, so much so that he has season tickets in the front row, right by where the players enter the field and OMG the cheerleaders, you could reach out and touch them, if you wanted to get arrested and all, but anyway, I was there at the game and the guy goes running to the end where they score, I jump up and start yelling "YAY" and the next thing I know, my cousin has grabbed me, pulled hard, and yanked me into the chair while yelling that I was cheering for the wrong team. I said NOOOOO they have the ball where we score, and this is where he tells me they switch sides where they score every quarter and I was all "SERIOUSLY???? now why would they do that to me???"
Anyway, geez, I get sidetracked easily, cuz this post is about me going to school and trying to finish up, which means the next 6 months or so I will not only be in class online with Univ of Phoenix, but I'll be in class online with my local community college AND attending a class at the local community college, but dammit, I'm bound and determined to graduate college before my birthday in September. So, yes, education is trying to kill me...I swear it!!!
p.s. Head on over the The Southern Girl Gang Chronicles cuz we've got a brand stankin new feature! We'll be giving answers to questions, Southern Girl style, ya know with a smile, some snark, some unladylike words, and if you play real nice, I may even show you my pretty finger, even though we made a resolution to TRY not to show the pretty finger off so much, but seriously, I just had my nails done and I could totally show off my pretty finger!!! So, go on, git on outta here, and go ask us some questions!!!