Tuesday, April 19, 2011

To all teenaged boys:

My baby girl is tall and blonde and smart and athletic and gorgeous, stay away from her...even though she thinks you're cute and wants you to pay attention to her, don't make me go all Aunt Crazy on your asses...seriously, I have guns and Uncle Bubba knows how to use them!

I sent this text, "a high school boy was holding Savanna's hand and I did NOT scream at him to get his hands off my baby, even though I wanted too"

Why does she have to grow up and have a boyfriend and give me gray hairs and heartburn???




7 comments:

  1. And I still stand by my reply text: "It will be OK and if not we'll help you take him down. Or at least hide the body." Bawhahahahaha!!!

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  2. It's so scary. She knows how to shoot, right? 'Cause that's important, too. Ashinator broke up with one of her boyfriends because he was too stupid to know that just because we had guns, we weren't axe murderers. Maybe there are stupid boys where you live too and she'll kick them all to the curb.

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  3. I'm going to start calling you Uncle Buck...*snort*

    remember he could circumcise a gnat at fifty feet with a hatchet.

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  4. Maybe this boy might need to see you cleaning some members of your arsenal one night. Then he would know for sure how much respect your beautiful daughter deserves.

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  5. OMG I have a boy and even at 8 I am not ready for the someday moment of dating ....ahhh!

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  6. She is so beautiful! I hate that they have to grow up on us!

    True story tho ... the first time my first steady boyfriend (at age 15) came to pick me up for a dance from my dads house ... daddy was cleaning his gun, no shit. :-)

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  7. LOL! Love this post, just in reading it I could hear those cliche's of father'c cocking the gun when thinking about guys one day coming to date their baby girl. Now the mom's view. Love it!

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