|Proud Mommy Moments|
I tried to go in there THREE times to clean it, but each and every time, I gagged and nearly vomitted. So, I did what any GOOD mother would do, cuz this is MY Proud Mommy Moment for myowndamnself, I bribed my other kid to clean it up.
What, you don't bribe your kids? Whatever, wait til they are teenagers, you'll pay them to do stuff you don't want to do too, or not, but whatever, I did and that is MY Proud Mommy Moment for myowndamnself!
Moving onto being proud of my kid, she's creative that one, not only did she conive her way into getting more cash than I originally offered, she made her some “My dog poopoo cleaning shoes they’re one size fits all” seriously, she text me that sentence along with THIS picture:
The moral of this story is:
1) it’s disgusting that the room even got that way to begin with
2) I totally took advantage of her greedy want of some cold hard cash hahaha
3) and I don’t even feel bad about doing so ROFL
There are many ways to have a Proud Mommy Moment, no? I'm thinking, if nothing else, this will REALLY qualify me for that "Mother of the Effin Year Award" that I've been so desparately trying to win!